Monday, January 7, 2013

A To Do List

We all have “to do lists”, and they usually include a lot of mundane, “have to do” items. Today, I’m changing things up with a whole new list. Maybe you should give some of them a try!

1.      Make vanilla pudding. Put in a mayo jar. Eat in public.
2.      Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3.      Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner.
4.      Get into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today.”
5.      Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
6.      Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.
7.      Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
8.      Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
9.      Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
10.  Follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.

If you needed a chuckle and got one today because of this blog, check it off your to do list!

4 comments:

  1. thanks for the chuckles :)...have a wonderful day!!!

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  2. thanks from husband and I for the laughs - might try a couple of them

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    1. Laughing is always good! I hope you try some for sure!

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